Hotel California

Saturday, May 14th, 2011

Last day in California! I have learnt many things! JHB hardly has homeless Dresden people compared to SF & LA! Driving on the wrong side of the road is pretty crazy, but easy! Driving in snow is hardly different! Tahoe is beautiful! Vegas is fun for only 1 night, or if you have endless money! Small town America is like the Karoo with ghost mining towns! Tax isn’t included, & is different in every state! Eveytime you turn on the radio, Hotel California is playing. Hank Moody isn’t driving around in his black Porsche all the time! Dresden solo man on Venice Beach plays guitar solo’s 24/7 whilst on his fruit boots! West Hollywood is called ‘boytown’ for a reason I do not wish to disclose! SA has much prettier girls! Russian cab drivers ‘rig’ the meters! You pay for parking everywhere, except Vegas! Blue Bottle coffee is the best! Starbucks sucks badly, but the ‘free’ wifi is essentially what you are paying for. It’s always 4pm in LA, & the sunsets are beautiful! Angels & Kings is a damn rad club on Hollywood blvd with a plastic impala with AK 47′s coming out of it’s horns!!! Um, that’s about all I can say about that for now! Damn good times with Darren Leader Andrew Maskell Gregory Ross Carlin Wrighteous Mike Ryan Fray Findlay and a bunch of other crazy Noonga’s on the way!

Zebra & Giraffe live @ The Dome

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Zebra & Giraffe were asked to open for The Killers on their South African tour… it was an awesome experience and we love how professionally these gigs are put together! It sucks that some people forgot how to have a good time despite the traffic issues in Cape Town…but either way, we had the best time & that was my favourire gig ever!!! This is one of Marcus’s photos…check the rest out here: Marcus Maschwitz

Zebra & Giraffe supporting The Killers

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

We are super excited to announce today that we will be supporting The Killers on all 3 of their South African Tour Dates. The show is supported by Heineken and 94.7, and will be held in JHB and Cape Town. We are really stoked on this opportunity and can’t wait to share a stage with a band like this… we hope you all come out and enjoy the show!

Monster Deal

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

The kind people that represent Monster Cable in South Africa, have given Zebra & Giraffe a Monster Deal! They make really amazing gold plated jacks, that are super long and keep your tone the way it should be…exactly the same when it leaves your guitar, through your pedals and to your amp….the Rock cable is our choice, but they also make jazz cables with a ‘rolled off’ tone kinda sound. Yes, cables do make a difference… and yes we love using Monster Cables!

’52 California Beach Custom Shop Telecaster

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

WOW! What a beautiful guitar. Like most Fender Custom Shop’s, its made to the best standards. Precise measurements, and meticulous attention to detail. Its a N.O.S finish (New Old Stock), California Beach series and is no. 127 of 150 ever made. Alder body, maple neck, with medium jumbo frets….yes, its a players dream!!!!

T-Rex Engineering

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

I have been loving T-Rex pedals since i bought my first Replica in Texas at the South by South West festival in 2007. The quality of their products is really something special, and they take a lot of time in creating truly amazing HAND MADE pedals and effects. The company is based in Denmark, and although i have only spoken to them via email, they have been the raddest bunch of guys and have been so approachable. The reason i’m bloggin’ this is because they have offered me an endorsement of their pedals and effects, and i’m totally stoked and honored to be associated with a company like this. Check out their products here…T-Rex Engineering.

Too fat for the beach?

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

How often do you get to travel along the beautiful coast line of Southern Africa, doing what you love doing every night… well, almost every night? Not very often. This is probably my 4th coastal tour, and was by far the best turn out and most succesfull tour i have been on in many ways. We started in Ballito at the Mr Price Pro, which was huge, and was really well supported…this was followed by a huge party with aKing in some dodgy club in Ballito….which ended up at our really pimpin hotel:) Andrew is so broke, he jumped off the balcony to get the money that Rob & Hunter were carelessly throwing off, while Snake and I were wrestling in the bathroom. Rob also managed to fall of a golf cart at high speed and crack his skull open. From Durban, we went on to Smithfield… a 1 horse town with a restuarant called Luigi’s (very Italian) well…not the restuarant, just the name. Best FILLET steak EVER! We had some wife-beater specials and called it a night. East London, well i never expected this…at all, 350 kids loving the music and the merch:) We ended up at Numb3rs? were all the cool kids hang out, and ManBearPig saved us from the muscles of some Tjona [noun; chaw-na]

Then we took a few days of leisure in Plettenberg Bay, after all we had been so busy and needed the break. Greg tanned, and the 4 of us did a good 5km run, it was rad…though, were still too fat for the beach. Next up was the Billabong Pro with aKing in Jeffreys Bay. Boom! Weather was miserable, and the last thing any of us felt like doing was playing, until we got up on stage and did a quick monitor mix (all on in-ears now) and noticed the crowd swell in numbers. The show actually turned out to be our best show of the tour and the night will remain forever in our memories:) haha… we went from here to the local hang out, The Lounge, it was PACKED and 7th Son were playing…rad! but too busy for us. Between the 2 bands, and sound engineers and managers and brand agents we found J-Bays best kept secret….”The Local Pub” with a dwarfed individual engineering some Kareoke (sp). The bar was closing and the DJ was done, until us LOUD individuals with only 1 plan in mind arrived. Soon Greg and Laudo were singing “Kaptein” by Kurt Darren and Hunter and I did our version of “Ice Ice Baby”…of course we all joined in for “I would do anything for love, by Meatloaf” Good times!

We felt like a few more days was deserved off, so on the way back from J-Bay we went passed the Bloukrans Bunji, and Greg and I enjoyed our CHICKEN MAYONAISE toasted sandwhiches. Until of course we got back home and spent the evening starring at those very sandwhiches. FmyL. Greg actually ended up in hospital.

From Plett, we did George…which was also unexpectadly rad! And then for the last leg of the beach tour, Cape Town. We havent played in CT since Coke Fest, but i never knew they missed us this much. We had 3 sold out shows, 3 days in a row. First at Club 91 in trendy Claremont. It was rad, we had big bouncers and a rad VIP lounge, the crowd recognized the songs from 5FM, but all danced the night away. Rudi and Andre from Ashtray Electric kicked it with us and we had a damn good time drinking coffee tequila, which no matter what anyone tells you…still is tequila! Next up Gordon’s Bay, small venue, but sold out. They actually said that outside “Zebra & Giraffe has SOLD OUT” haha…. to who? We had the schnitzel, it tasted like fish, Marinus had the chips, they tasted like fish…but he worked wonders with probably the smallest PA we have ever performed on!Big UP’s to you Marino!

Assembly! In my personal opinion, the ONLY real live music venue in South Africa. Blaise, and Pierre know how to run a venue professionally and effectively better than anyone else. Through a friend of ours Tracy Cohen, we have sorta got this thing going where by people with dissabilities have been coming to our soundchecks. You see, most venues have stairs, and even without, it is virtually impossible for a person in a wheelchair to see the stage. So Tracy and her friend Chaeli came along, with the help of all the Assembly staff, and got a lil different taste of Zebra & Giraffe. Pierre told us around 6pm that the show was completely sold out online, and he was already turning people away from the door….a bitter sweet feeling, as i knew many people didnt have tickets yet. Anyway, only motivation to return to this great venue and do it all over again…soon!

Darren and Marino had a flight to catch and were fetched straight from Assembly at 4:15 AM, yup… then! Marino had Kersfees, and Darren was off to America… the rest of us went back to our rad gay friendly, not so drunk-proof house in De Waterkant and slept for a while hoping to wake up feeling completely normal. Turns out Colesburg is really far away, so instead we drove the “Soccer Mom” van to Beaufort West were we found the Wagon Wheel and straight to Spur. Dont do a rib burger from Spur….ever! From Beaufort West, we were up early early and home safe and sound by that evening. We have a week or so off now, but August is a busy month…this blog sucks and if you read this far, you dont suck…see u somewhere…soon!

Back 2 Basix

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Zebra & Giraffe played at Back 2 Basix in Westdene on friday with our fellow music makers Fire Through the Window. They are a really cool band, and really cool people and i cant wait to play again with them in Durban next week. Rudi Jeggle shot some rad photos, despite not been able to get close to the stage and this is what it looked like…

Z&G Collected Memories – Deluxe Edition

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009


Ive been living in doors for a while now as i have been working on the Collected Memories Deluxe Edition DVD. Its coming out really nicely, and this video is a sneak preview of the Video Diary. Keep ur eyes out for the release date.

Campus Invasion Emmarentia Dam

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

This weekend we played two really big shows called Campus Invasion, one with aKing, Fokoffpolisiekar, and Tidal Waves at the Tuks Rag Farm in PTA, and then on Saturday at the beautiful Emmarentia Dam with aKing, HHP and Goldfish. This photo is from the dam where a good 8000 people piled in, and as you can see the weather held out. This was a lot of fun. Photo by Sean Brand.